CRIME

Saturday, March 30, 2013
Dumb Crime
James Denham Watson violently attacks his roommate… because he drew a penis on his face
Inspiring
16-year-old Steubenville rape victim gives donated money to women’s shelter
WTF
Muslim wife tries to kill her husband in his sleep after he makes her wear skirts and eat pork
Badass
Two MMA fighters Brent Alvarez and Billy Denny stop robbery at their hotel after taking down armed robber
WTF
Teachers hand a special needs student razor blades so they could self-harm ‘safely’
Monday, March 25, 2013
Dumbass
Woman leaves her baby in the car to go shopping with a note to call her on cell phone if there’s a problem
Scumbag
Child molester Jerry Sandusky laughs off witness testimony in newly released interview
Creep
Spanish teacher Jeffery Schmutzler photoshopped student faces into pornography
Scumbags
Steubenville rape police interview videos surface
WTF
Pregnant woman pulls a stun gun from her bra and attacks a bike messenger
Sad
David Ranta, man wrongfully imprisoned for 23 years, has a heart attack the day after his release
Sunday, March 24, 2013
Douchebag
Man furious his female roommate wanted to move out murdered her fish
Stupid
Housekeeper could face military prison after stealing… meatballs
Creep
Former Titans cheerleader Elizabeth Leigh Garner arrested for inappropriately touching a 12-year-old boy
WTF
Real life Bart Simpson appears before judge named Mr. Burns
Creep
Escort Priscilla Vaughn tries to bite off client’s penis, is charged with attempted second-degree murder
Crazy
Canadian man Billy McNeely finds knife blade still in his back 3 years after the stabbing
Creep
Massage therapist Lawrence Urban accused of inappropriately touching her client, asked her if she wanted an orgasm
Thursday, March 21, 2013
Scumbags
Two teenagers arrested for shooting and killing a baby in Georgia
Dumbass
26-year-old man Jeffery Tyler Siegel fakes knife attack to impress his date. Spoiler alert: He fails
Disgusting
Child porn goes viral on Facebook
Crazy
11-year-old boy kidnaps a 6-year-old
WTF
Naked man Ronald Fletcher, arrested outside Alabama high school, claims he is ‘high on Jesus’
Creep
Steven Young smokes meth and masturbates at St. Patrick’s Day parade
Shame
Sheriff Sam Parker charged for letting inmates have access to drugs, sex and booze
Wednesday, March 20, 2013
Dumb Crime
49-year-old woman Darlene Jo Lewis steals $10,000 from girl scouts and spends it on senior dating service
Busted!
12-year-old boy arrested after 911 prank call locks down a school
Dumb Crime
William Voswinkel slashes his brother with a sword over fake marijuana
Douchebag
Student Jordan Drake loses scholarship after putting semen in breath-mint bottle and gives it to other students as a senior prank
Inspiring
Thief with a guilty conscience returns $800 stolen from a Michigan store… three decades ago
Tuesday, March 19, 2013
Scumbag
Teen murderer T.J. Lane wears ‘Killer’ T-shirt, flip off victims’ families, tells them he masturbares to memory of killing their sons
Bold
Police chief James Sheppard tries to take down vicious gangs by writing them letters
WTF
Double amputee Daniel Pirtle shoots Wal-Mart employee over service dog and tries to flee in motorized shopping cart
Scumbag
British tourist jumps out of hotel window in India to escape a sexual assault by the hotel owner himself
Shame
Big-hearted man Sean Riley robbed while saving two men from drowning
Scumbags
Two teenage girls arrested for sending death threats to the Steubenville rape victim
Dumbass
CNN reporters Poppy Harlow and Candy Crowley feel sad for the Steubenville rapists
Crazy
$4 million worth of marijuana washes up on California beach
Sunday, March 17, 2013
Creep
NYPD officer Miguel Gomez arrested and charged for spying on his 21-year-old stepdaughter having sex
Saturday, March 16, 2013
WTF
Russian man takes four people hostages… and demands a pizza and Sprite
WTF
Teenagers shoots himself in the groin playing with gun and claims men dressed in ninja masks attacked him
Fail
Real life superhero Knight Warrior/Roger Hayhurst stops fighting against crime after he gets attacked
Trashy
Crazy girlfriend Heather Beaver fires 18 shots inside motel room during dispute with boyfriend
Creep
Tyree Carter banned from ‘all the libraries on earth’ for masturbating in one of them
Scumbags
French couple buy an African slave girl for €4,500
Friday, March 15, 2013
Facepalm
Prison guard Alfredo Malespini shot his finger to try to remove his wedding ring
Dumbass
Mother Melissa Townsend arrested after calling 911 and asking cops to ‘scare the sh*t out of her kids’
Dumb Crime
Jealous woman Heather Hayes arrested after beating her boyfriend for choosing his Xbox over sex
Scumbag
David Renz cut ankle monitor before killing a mother and raping her 10-year-old daughter in carjacking
Bold
Homeless man Patrick Campbell pretended to be a doctor and literally lived in a hospital