Somali pirate kingpin announces he’s too old for this sh*t
The man may do actions which are considered against the law in the standards of a society constructed on formal laws. But certainly he runs agains Sparrow as best karismatic pirate of history. Somali pirate Mohamed Abdi Hassan, aka "Big Mouth", announced in his clean clothes that he's retiring from piracy. The man is tired of plundering ships off the Somali coast now that worldwide economy started to go down and the effects can be seen even in his field. He declared his intentions during a press conference, believe it or not, that he's now becoming a pentioned pirate.

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