The stripper who fell off balcony while giving lap dance has died
Cleveland, Ohio strip club, 22-year-old Lauren Block died from her injuries after she fell off the second story railing of a club while performing a strip act to a man. “We know that she’s in God’s hands,” “We would like to thank the community for their outpouring of support and prayers for Lauren,” Block’s family said in a statement. The woman passed away on Wednesday after a week of medical treatments at MetroHealth Medical Center. After she fell, witnesses noticed she laid motionless and started to worry. Pasquale Storino, the 25 year old man who was being served, told the police that Block had been giving him a lap dance when “she tried to complete some sort of dance jump/dance move,” and eventually fell. Here's her family's full statement: “She has passed away but is an organ donor, and we hope this will enable her to save many lives and live on through others. We would like to express our gratitude to the staff at MetroHealth. They worked tirelessly to do all they could to save her life. We ask that the media respect our privacy during this difficult time. We know that she’s in God’s hands."

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